Episode: 1 Rule #23: Never Lie to the Kids Episode: 2 Rule #174: Never Trust Anyone Who Charges by the Hour Episode: 3 Rule #47: Always Take Advantage of "Me" Time Episode: 4 Rule #426: Fantasyland: A Great Place to Visit Episode: 5 Rule #21: Leave Childishness to the Children Episode: 6 Rule #33: When in Doubt, Run Away Episode: 7 Rule #67: Don't Kill the Princess Episode: 8 Rule #17: Ask the Answer Lady Episode: 9 Rule #32: F-you, Rob Frumpkis! Episode: 10 Rule #3: Don't Stand in the Doorway Episode: 11 Rule #46: Keep the Holidays Low Key Episode: 12 Rule #92: Don't Do the Crime If You Can't Do the Time Episode: 13 Rule #101: Know When It's Time to Move On